Plot Twist: Sherlock never explains how he survived.
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Can we appreciate how in character Sherlock’s description of The Casebook is?
And John’s response is like, “Fuck it. He’s gonna hate this anyway, so I’ll add a few complements and let him write a summary so he won’t sulk all night.”
So I ordered Sherlock Season 2 and Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows on Amazon. It arrived today.
As if that wasn’t exciting enough, I popped in A Game of Shadows because I haven’t seen it in awhile. Much longer than Sherlock.
BBC Sherlock was advertised on the Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows DVD.
(Me working on paper; Stepdad peeks in)
Stepdad: Hey, stop looking at naked pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch and come out for a second.
Me:
Ok, ok, hold on.
Stepdad: You could have chosen a crush with a better name.
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch is an awesome name!
Stepdad: What? Cumberpatch?
Me: Cumberbatch.
Stepdad: Whatever. It sounds like a basket of cucumbers. (Honestly, I wasn’t thinking dirty thoughts until…) Stop it.
Me:
What?
Stepdad:
Thinking like that. I didn’t raise you like that.
Me:
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I think this is going to continue for a while…not that I mind
I’ve learned by now to just tickle his whimsey every once and a while.
I gotta go do homework but let me share yet another conversation I had with Stepdad at Lunch
Mom: Why don’t you ask one of your guy friends out?
Me: No, I don’t like any of them like that.
Stepdad: They aren’t her type anyway.
Me: …How do you-What is my type then?
Stepdad: They must be British…
Me: 
Stepdad: Their initials are BC…
Me:
…Anymore?
Stepdad: They must play vaguely, ambiguously gay dectectives.
Me: 
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Wait a second. I think he knows about the slash…
Oh, well he doesn’t care.
The Sherlock/Pony AU I wrote is now available on FanFiction.net.
Constructed criticism is greatly appreciated. (Also if any pony has a better title, I’d like that as well.)
